
Tiffany Haddish "But The Parasites In Me Want The Candy"
Published October 23, 2026
During a July 2023 IGN press junket for Haunted Mansion, Tiffany Haddish joked that she personally did not want candy or liquor, but the parasites inside her did1. The bit sat quietly for months before TikTokers rediscovered the audio in April 2024 and turned it into a sound trend for confessing impulsive cravings, late-night snacking and other urges blamed on an imagined inner freeloader34.
Overview
Posts built on the sound usually open with the user doing something harmless, then cut to a reveal where the Haddish audio plays as justification for a less flattering urge: raiding the pantry at 2 a.m., staring directly at the solar eclipse, or buying another bottle of wine on a weekday46. Creators lip-sync the two matched clauses, swapping candy and liquor for whatever specific vice fits the video, which keeps the bit recognizable while opening it up to endless personal spins37.
Tonally, the sound functions as a self-deprecating shrug. The joke pins blame on a fictional parasite rather than the person on camera, so users can admit to impulsive habits without actually taking ownership of them5. That framing made it a natural fit for food, dating, drinking and shopping confessions, with the audio often paired with text overlays like "me telling myself I didn't need another iced coffee."2
Origin & Background
How It Spread
Timeline
2023-07-27
IGN's TikTok posts the Haunted Mansion junket clip where Tiffany Haddish jokes about parasites wanting candy and liquor[1].
2023-09-09
TikToker @moe.donut reposts the clip; this reupload becomes the sound later used in derivatives[2].
2024-04-03
@dimmad0mesflubbernuggets and @ansley..martin post the earliest known TikTok videos set to the sound[3][4].
2024-04-08
@itsyaboysunday22 and @daniellevoit's videos using the audio each cross 1 million likes within two days[5][6].
2024-04
Lip-dubs and skit videos from accounts like @laurenreising and @euphoric.experience push the sound into wider rotation[7][9].
How to Use This Meme
Typical posts show the user in a wholesome setup, cut on the beat where Haddish begins the "but the parasites in me" line, then reveal the actual craving the person is giving in to34. Captions commonly swap "candy" for a specific temptation, such as a snack, a bad text, or a questionable late-night purchase6. Users often lip-sync the full two-clause structure to preserve the rhythm of the original joke.
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