
Complaint Tablet to Ea-nasir
Published October 8, 2026
The Complaint Tablet to Ea-nasir is a Babylonian clay tablet from around 1750 BC in which a customer named Nanni chews out a merchant named Ea-nasir for selling him bad copper. The British Museum artifact crossed over into meme territory in 2015 after a Reddit snapshot of the display plaque jumped to Tumblr the same day, kicking off nearly a decade of jokes treating Ea-nasir as history's first scam seller.
Overview
The joke works because Nanni's gripe translates almost word-for-word into modern online complaining. Posters quote the 1967 English translation of the tablet, in which Nanni calls Ea-nasir's copper "contemptible" and complains about delivery through enemy territory, then rework the text as if Ea-nasir were still running the same scam today4. The format often appears as screenshots of the Tumblr thread that paired the museum photo with the full translation, treating a 3,775-year-old merchant like a present-day eBay fraud5.
Common variants include tabletop RPG bits where the tablet shows up as an "ancient Sumerian curse" that turns out to be a bill6, political compass versions sorting Nanni and Ea-nasir onto quadrants, and Virgin vs Chad comparisons casting buyers as hapless and Ea-nasir as a smug fraud5. On 4chan's /tg/ and /his/ boards, threads sometimes turn earnest, with posters debating whether Ea-nasir actually did anything wrong5. Ea-nasir material also mixes with Soomer wojak edits, giving the merchant a modern cartoon face.
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How to Use This Meme
The format typically starts with the Nanni translation text and swaps modern grievances into stiff Babylonian cadence, or treats Ea-nasir as an ongoing historical villain who is still shipping bad copper into the present day. Posts often appear as mock customer complaints in cuneiform-flavored English, D&D or tabletop prompts in the style of probablybadrpgideas, political compass squares, or Virgin vs Chad side-by-sides pitting Nanni against Ea-nasir56.
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